Saturday, May 30, 2009

Exclusive interview, identity withheld

Today we had an exclusive opportunity to interview the streakers from the past weekend. The interview was only granted on the family's behalf if their identity was withheld. 

Neighborhood flasher: 
"With a body like mine, wouldn't you want to be naked?"

Mother of the boys:
"I'm not saying a word. I have done my best to raise these boys. What they do in the free time is up to them."

Older brother of the flasher:
"I support my brother in all he does. He has always had a thing with being naked, but really who doesn't?"

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